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I guess im the first person to talk about (call me if you get lost) But that album was pretty good

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#1 chrisb

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 07:41 AM

Who wants to start this vagina?
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#2 Eatin Applesauce

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 07:45 AM

never mind.
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#3 Zev Love

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 09:49 AM

This bitch is called Chrisb
Bet this faggot watches Glee
Faggot, bitch make some tea
You're your brother's father, G
That's why you're mentioned twice on your family tree
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Cheat, Lie, Deny, Deny, Deny

#4 I Smell Panties

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:08 PM

yo yo yo.
uh.
yo.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I'm done.
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Fuckin' radical.

Crusing in my go kart at Walmart selling cupcakes.
Go ahead, admit it faggot, this shit is tighter than butt rape.


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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:10 PM

Chides in my back, chodes in my ass
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:11 PM

*
POPULAR

I'm walking
She talkin
I punch that bitch in the mouth
now she ain't walkin
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#7 Phobia

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:17 PM

^Swag.

I got an inverted cross,
And I'm fuckin' my boss.
I'm the mutha fuckin' pope,
So you know that sex be dope.

Swag me out.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:29 PM

This shit is dedicated for my nigga Earl.


Rappers I monkey flip 'em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be
(So whatchu sayin?) It's like the game ain't the same
Got younger niggaz pullin the triggers bringing fame to they name
and claim some corners, crews without guns are goners
In broad daylight, stickup kids, they run up on us
Fo'-fives and gauges, Macs in fact
Same niggaz'll catch a back to back, snatchin yo' cracks in black
There was a snitch on the block gettin niggaz knocked
So hold your stash until the coke price drop
I know this crackhead, who said she gotta smoke nice rock
And if it's good she'll bring ya customers in measuring pots, but yo
You gotta slide on a vacation
Inside information keeps large niggaz erasin and they wives basin
It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind










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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:33 PM

This shit is dedicated for my nigga Earl.


Rappers I monkey flip 'em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be
(So whatchu sayin?) It's like the game ain't the same
Got younger niggaz pullin the triggers bringing fame to they name
and claim some corners, crews without guns are goners
In broad daylight, stickup kids, they run up on us
Fo'-fives and gauges, Macs in fact
Same niggaz'll catch a back to back, snatchin yo' cracks in black
There was a snitch on the block gettin niggaz knocked
So hold your stash until the coke price drop
I know this crackhead, who said she gotta smoke nice rock
And if it's good she'll bring ya customers in measuring pots, but yo
You gotta slide on a vacation
Inside information keeps large niggaz erasin and they wives basin
It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind










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Earl isn't the new Nas, okey!!?
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#10 diD10

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:37 PM

Earl isn't the new Nas, okey!!?

I dedicated this to the forum member Earl. :) But he definitely isn't.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:40 PM

This shit is dedicated for my nigga Earl.


Rappers I monkey flip 'em with the funky rhythm I be kickin
Musician, inflictin composition
of pain I'm like Scarface sniffin cocaine
Holdin a M-16, see with the pen I'm extreme, now
Bulletholes left in my peepholes
I'm suited up in street clothes
Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes
Y'all know my steelo with or without the airplay
I keep some E&J, sittin bent up in the stairway
Or either on the corner bettin Grants with the celo champs
Laughin at baseheads, tryin to sell some broken amps
G-Packs get off quick, forever niggaz talk shit
Remeniscing about the last time the Task Force flipped
Niggaz be runnin through the block shootin
Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin
Pick the Mac up, told brothers, "Back up," the Mac spit
Lead was hittin niggaz one ran, I made him backflip
Heard a few chicks scream my arm shook, couldn't look
Gave another squeeze heard it click yo, my shit is stuck
Try to cock it, it wouldn't shoot now I'm in danger
Finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber
So now I'm jetting to the building lobby
and it was filled with children probably couldn't see as high as I be
(So whatchu sayin?) It's like the game ain't the same
Got younger niggaz pullin the triggers bringing fame to they name
and claim some corners, crews without guns are goners
In broad daylight, stickup kids, they run up on us
Fo'-fives and gauges, Macs in fact
Same niggaz'll catch a back to back, snatchin yo' cracks in black
There was a snitch on the block gettin niggaz knocked
So hold your stash until the coke price drop
I know this crackhead, who said she gotta smoke nice rock
And if it's good she'll bring ya customers in measuring pots, but yo
You gotta slide on a vacation
Inside information keeps large niggaz erasin and they wives basin
It drops deep as it does in my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined
I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind










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Fucking last line made the owls in my head scream 'Fuck Yeah'.

In other words, bitchin'.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 03:42 PM

Fucking last line made the owls in my head scream 'Fuck Yeah'.

In other words, bitchin'.


Fail ...
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 04:54 PM

I fucked a turtle, so hard in the shell,
It went to the pope and condemned me to hell,
Orange soda, Keenan and Kel,
...Pail.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 09:06 PM

Honestly...this would be too easy. It isn't fair. lol.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 09:20 PM

Even though sex sells, I can bet
if your mother worked a corner she'd wind up in debt
wouldn't even fuck her, not even with your dick
Retro bush in sight when she preform a high kick
why am I slick?
cos im head sick?
decapitating infants with my gaga stick
but this aint no disco
i fucking hate Sisqo
I seen your mothers thong and it made my piss go.
down my leg.
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#16 PigeonFeathers

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 09:30 PM

that was gay.
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#17 chrisb

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:07 PM

This bitch is called Chrisb
Bet this faggot watches Glee
Faggot, bitch make some tea
You're your brother's father, G
That's why you're mentioned twice on your family tree

Who the fuck are you? Are you my mother too?
Impregnate you, then fuck you're dad too.
Wait who's he? On this fucked family tree?
He's my son. And your dad, and I fucked them both.
But they're the same person.
What the fuck?
Then I'll kill them both, and fuck everybody.
I don't think any of that rhymed.
Fuck your face.
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#18 Phobia

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:08 PM

Honestly...this would be too easy. It isn't fair. lol.


Nobody's really trying, we're all just fucking around.
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:23 PM

Who the fuck are you? Are you my mother too?
Impregnate you, then fuck you're dad too.
Wait who's he? On this fucked family tree?
He's my son. And your dad, and I fucked them both.
But they're the same person.
What the fuck?
Then I'll kill them both, and fuck everybody.
I don't think any of that rhymed.
Fuck your face.


Whaack as fuck, your rhymes are classed
Foot run with the pigeon, you will be last
Cant come near me to try get past.
Pint tumbler to the face definition is 'Glassed'
I wear alot of grey just to match my mood
Hack up your limbs, that be my snacking food.
Arms for breakfast. shoulders for brunch.
feast on your pussy ankles for a side of lunch
pair of scissors to take snippets of skin
make lifelike paper aeroplanes and aim for the bin
darth vader breathing whislt i preform this sin
Imperial March in the background going.... din din di din, do do do, din di din.
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#20 Swag Swag

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:39 PM

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#21 PigeonFeathers

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:41 PM

ive met ghostface before
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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:55 PM

omg what's he like?
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#23 PigeonFeathers

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Posted 18 June 2011 - 10:57 PM

omg what's he like?

It was after a wu tang gig, He was the ONLY one who took time to come around and thank everyone who was there for coming out and stayed for pictures and stuff.

all the rest of the were dicks. Especially u-god and hes a fucking bitch.
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 01:48 AM

Im rich and im white, well one for two aint bad.
Faggots missing pussy like im missing my dad. Im rad.
I dont fit rap stereotypes,
I probably got a better chance fucking with dykes.
Now im killin the mics.
Fuck my name in lights.
Im just a stoner from seattle with blunt in hand.
I cant help it.
Gotta stop the shakes like japan.
Im not wise, but im spitting wisdom.
Takin your bitches home then im bustin in em.
I'm disrespectful, can't talk shit with your mouth full... of my dick
So load a fuckin bowl a spark it quick
Burning up your weed and fuckin your bitch
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 01:58 AM

Bout to show yall how to rap real talk

I'm the illest emcee among, my enemies, unseen
Like vietnamese in camouflaged fatigues, I'll gun thee
Spray with this verbal attack, I'll spit the actual fact
That you lack talent, call mine curiosity cause it killed this cat
These faggots are wack, weak, unworthy to compete with me
Practice rap till yall eighteen so I can fuck with yall legally
I'm arousin the masses with these written announcements
Statin that I'm the king and yall lame asses can count my chips
I've earned this talent, managed to uneven the balance
On a seesaw I'm sky high while yall remain grounded
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#26 chrisb

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:01 AM

Im rich and im white, well one for two aint bad.
Faggots missing pussy like im missing my dad. Im rad.
I dont fit rap stereotypes,
I probably got a better chance fucking with dykes.
Now im killin the mics.
Fuck my name in lights.
Im just a stoner from seattle with blunt in hand.
I cant help it.
Gotta stop the shakes like japan.
Im not wise, but im spitting wisdom.
Takin your bitches home then im bustin in em.
I'm disrespectful, can't talk shit with your mouth full... of my dick
So load a fuckin bowl a spark it quick
Burning up your weed and fuckin your bitch

I'm only 14, and my parents bought me a car.
In another 5 years, I can enter a bar.
And then I'll get drunk, and rebel against my dad.
Cus that stupid faggot hates me, he makes me mad.
Living with him until I grad, it makes me sad.
When he wont let me drive my car, because I'm fourteen.
To rebel I'll overdose on coke, that I got from charlie sheen.
Except I wouldn't ever do coke, so instead I'll drink caffeine.
Take my parents credit card, and spend all their money on my sweet 16.

...Which they would've done anyways, because I'm rich and they spoil me.
And now I rap because life so tough.

Fuck the haters. I feed off them.
Gunna make it big in life!

YEA!
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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:17 AM

I'm only 14, and my parents bought me a car.
In another 5 years, I can enter a bar.
And then I'll get drunk, and rebel against my dad.
Cus that stupid faggot hates me, he makes me mad.
Living with him until I grad, it makes me sad.
When he wont let me drive my car, because I'm fourteen.
To rebel I'll overdose on coke, that I got from charlie sheen.
Except I wouldn't ever do coke, so instead I'll drink caffeine.
Take my parents credit card, and spend all their money on my sweet 16.

...Which they would've done anyways, because I'm rich and they spoil me.
And now I rap because life so tough.

Fuck the haters. I feed off them.
Gunna make it big in life!

YEA!

Chris b easy, your rhymes are sleezy
Rebel against your dad?
On your knees you please me
No homo
You're only 14?
Can't buy porno?
Never smoked a cigarette and what the fuck is four loco?
Rhymes about about cocaine dreams and charlie sheens
You're trying too hard, I can rip you apart at the seems
I won't embarrass you or blow up your spot
Just feel free to hit me back when your balls drop
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#28 sasquatch

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:23 AM

Fuck this
I'd rather play final fantasy
And blow trees
Than battle whack emcees
On OFT
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#29 chrisb

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:30 AM

Chris b easy, your rhymes are sleezy
Rebel against your dad?
On your knees you please me
No homo
You're only 14?
Can't buy porno?
Never smoked a cigarette and what the fuck is four loco?
Rhymes about about cocaine dreams and charlie sheens
You're trying too hard, I can rip you apart at the seems
I won't embarrass you or blow up your spot
Just feel free to hit me back when your balls drop


Yooo asshole my dick is small.
Wait what? I meant... Fuck.

Fuck you. Dick.
I'm mad now, but later I'll be cumming thick.
In rhymes. I put em in your mouth and make you drink em.
Cept I'm saying them, so I'd be drinking them?
Uhhhh.... I'm not gay. Really.
Suck off my childhood friend named Billy.
Didn't see him cumming, it was hidden like a gille.
My mom walked in while I was chokin on his willy.

Fuck.
She sent me to summer camp, to get away from that shit.
"MY PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A TEENAGER!!!!111".
So now I slit.
My wrists...
Nah... I'm too big of a pussy, but I'll say that I do and make them believe it.
Yeah.
You better believe it.
Rhymes so hot like a dick in a towel. Speak so quick a skip a few vowel.
God I'm so sick. Suck on my dick. Gunna be famous one day! Cus my flow so nice.
My parents bought me a new chain. "NIGGA CHECK OUT THIS ICE!!!!1!!"
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#30 FlyTendencies

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 02:54 AM

or just ignore mine..
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