Stop sitting in the dirt coughing,
cos’ if its happened to you once then its happened too often.
A bible and the shirt thats on your back,
some smelly jeans, a lighter and a pipe for smoking crack
is all you got in this - piece - of - shit - world where people live
there whole entire lives to make some profit off of other people
who have lost it - somewhere down the line - its dog eat dog
and its dogma to the kind of people like you who just wanna live
and thats it - its easy to achieve nirvana without meditating
just start self medicating with a fat spliff,
listen to some classic hits on absolute and make
that kinda shit a habit the facts and proof are in the
Kool Aid so hurry up and drink it,
918 souls saved if they could think with,
there own brains -
I digress - if you really want the key to happiness
then send 12 installments of $29.99 to this address
we don’t mind if its in the form cash or cheque
HECK if you prefer we are now accepting souls,
assholes or playboy playmate of the year centerfolds.
HELL we’ll even throw in a George Forman Grill
if you join right now, C’mon you know its a steal!
The best deal you’ll make for eternity.
Trust me, Bob from finance subscribed months ago
and he’s never looked happier on the outside,
don’t worry about internally,
and anyone can sign up! Blacks, browns, jews, whites.
Cos’ you all look the same in the pale moon light.
The first time i manage to finish one without getting sidetracked or going off topic half way through.
There are some references some people might not get or w/e i dunno.
I didnt know what else to do with it so yeah
would appreciate feedback