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I was in love but FUCK IT

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Tyler The creator presets

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oh shit dis not search lol

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kile kanvas

@  Thomas Hunna : (10:56 PM)

Today marks 10 years ago that I joined the site

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metaldan online in the past 15 minutes :dog:

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I got locked out my discord account rip love yall :earl: :ronan: :tony:

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I still hold a lot of good memories here man. I’m happy it isn’t gone

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Still rip UGK

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I cant believe this is still up

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My account is almost 10 years old wtf.

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shoutout to you all

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amazed that this site still exists

@  Guest : (06:15 AM)

Anyways I think the albums pretty good definitively not better then igor or flower boy

@  Guest : (06:13 AM)

I guess im the first person to talk about (call me if you get lost) But that album was pretty good

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RIP ugk. Keep on keeping on people

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Fucking randomly came into my head today

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Good times

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Remember that dude that faked a whole bunch of art photos and got found out

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kevin abstract

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bro clockin in after so long, so much time has passed fr fr

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fig thats bad ok that represents the devil please post

@  Fig : (06:59 AM)

crazy how i can never post again since i have 6,066 posts

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im gonna start checking in daily ok. i see 50 members online in the last 15 minutes. No reason this place isnt lit

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Has anyone seen the new Tyler billboard he put up for his new album ¨Call me if you get lost¨ Hopefully thats the intro for his new album

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hi zebra

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzsQWd2YWkw

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i came on here and searched around today and its crazy that i remember everyones names. seriously idk if yall will remember me but i remember a lot of you. sm123 i still follow you on instagram

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hey guys

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iowemillions

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Man, i havent been on this site in forever. im shocked its still up lol

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my account is a fucking decade old what the hell

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aye do yall fuck wit odd future

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wasp wasps wasps yall wssup

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I'm trying to find it.

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Does anyboody remember that video of the one black kid dressed just like tyler running around and dancing at a skate park?

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was gucci

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is there anyone here who can get me into my old account?

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@Jack haha

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seriously who's still paying for the hosting of this site just let it go away already hahaha

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wow i joined on the same day as tony

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i didnt pay for it though

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@chrisb access to premium threads

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i wna know....

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i never got i wna kmow

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what that get you actually tell me

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ahaa lol u premium

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wtf smd bitch

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im taller than chrisb

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This place been dead for years

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miss this shit, id come on here after school everyday.....

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Happy 10 for Yonkers.

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happy 10 year anniversary to yonkers

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hi

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i've been going through old threads and it's bringing me back, this place was such a huge part of my life, so weird and sad to see it like this now..

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ugk :(

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4eva

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rip ugk

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yo

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holy shit hi everyone, it's so dead here now

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idk wtf I'm doing bruh

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holy shit people still use this? lol

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Feel free to PM me if you have any further questions or concerns about the Golf hoodie

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I am a 5"10 150lb male btw

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I'm not sure about the Golf hoodie sizing, but for Gildan hoodies I am a size large, however I prefer an XL-XXXL for comfort

@  chrisb : (01:35 AM)

Hmm, I would say buy the brown one in regular small and just have it be a little big. Possibly room to grow into as well?

@  Guest : (05:51 AM)

I want to buy a Golf Hoodie there is a green or brown one. I want the brown one but the xs is sold out. In the green size there is xs. In the brown one there is small and i am a xs do you think I should just buy the green one or buy the brown one or just wait?

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hey i have a question

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black lives matter

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purpa cous

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozP7d3lgyRg&ab_channel=StrictlyHits

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Lollll

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@Guest i have it

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Don't sell this forum Kevin

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Don't let this shit die

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bro wtf is going on, this shit doesn't work, didn't receive the validation email

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:jordancry: :jordancry: :jordancry: KTT died too

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Ayo anyone here?

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This shit is so dead

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Bro what's going on

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poiu

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hi guys right now i only have a 3/5 star rating on my profile please rate 5 stars thank you

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rip ugk17

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Imma show my kids these threads

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hope it always stays up

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yo yo yo

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skkrrt

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fucking cock

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Its been 8 years already fuck

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Yo who the fuck is still paying to keep this site up

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purple cows? im pretty sure that never came out lol

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:tybg:

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lmaoo

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poopity scoop

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i would delete my account if i could

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what the fuck is purple cows

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PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE IF YOU HAVE PURPLE COWS EP FOR DOWNLOAD!

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are people still here


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#1 AlbinoAfrican

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 03:25 PM

Yes or No?

Answer truthfully (yes or no) to the following question: Will the next word you say be "no"?

 

The Grandmotherless Girl.

A girl goes in the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she was never born, she never killed her grandmother

 

This sentence is false.

If "this sentence is false" is true, then the sentence is false, which would in turn mean that it is actually true,but this would mean that it is false, and so on and infinity.


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#2 Metal Dan

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 03:27 PM

Oh.


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#3 Thomas Hunna

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 03:27 PM

shut up.


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#4 Spidey

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 03:34 PM

Oh.

 

 

shut up.

 

 

lock it up, boys


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#5 Guest_member eric_*

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 03:59 PM

 

 

The Grandmotherless Girl.

A girl goes in the past and kills her Grandmother. Since her Grandmother is dead, the girl was never born. If she was never born, she never killed her grandmother

 

Although impossible, based on String Theory, I have to say it would be a paradox.

 

But whatever happened, happened. It would most likely create a separate timeline. 


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 04:02 PM

why would anyone wanna kill their grandmother. sick fucks
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#7 Alexander

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 04:13 PM

why would anyone wanna kill their grandmother. sick fucks

old people r bad


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#8 DeleteMe

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 04:40 PM

you come up with that all yourself?


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#9 Gnatuw

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 05:02 PM

Spoiler


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#10 Spidey

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 05:26 PM

relocked


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#11 chrisb

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 06:01 PM

do you people still listen to yonkers what the fuck


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Posted 22 December 2013 - 06:06 PM

http://www.oddfuture...lty-this-sucks/


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#13 Anti

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 09:57 PM

yikea.


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#14 Moi the wolf

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 03:48 AM

What
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#15 Secret Peter

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 03:49 AM

Nice paradox but it needs more cock...
Please resubmit new paradox containing cock.
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#16 horsewang

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 07:04 AM

:mod:  :slick:  :slick:  :slick:


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#17 I Love Odd Future99

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 07:36 PM

:mellow: what ?


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#18 Yung Timmie

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 10:42 AM

Thread got me like

 

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#19 Jack The Ripper

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:34 AM

Nice paradox but it needs more cock...
Please resubmit new paradox containing cock.

The Cockless Man

A man is sick of having a cock so he goes back in time and cuts the cock off his childhood self. If he cut off his cock as a child, he couldn't become sick of having a cock as an adult. COCK PARADOX


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#20 Secret Peter

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Posted 27 December 2013 - 11:40 AM

The Cockless ManA man is sick of having a cock so he goes back in time and cuts the cock off his childhood self. If he cut off his cock as a child, he couldn't become sick of having a cock as an adult. COCK PARADOX


Trick question:
No man is sick of cock.
Cock is great.
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Posted 04 January 2015 - 04:47 PM

I think I am on to something. (@OP)The sherlock moment comes when empathy gets the time traveller to realize it is not her world once time travelled back into time. And the future would proceed after that because of energy and mass and acceleration.
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#22 t clipse

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Posted 14 March 2015 - 05:12 PM

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#23 cute gg hf

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Posted 08 August 2015 - 01:53 PM

He made a grammatical error.

 

Tips Pimp C over with a 40 glock. RIP G.

 

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