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I like looking down at the floor. I prefer looking down at the floor rather than making direct eye contact at people. I'm not jealous of the floor. I don't envy the floor's social skills.The floor is like like me, it gets stepped on. Of course I don't literally get stepped on (besides the time I fell in gym during a class race) but I play a very small part in the world. We all do. Most of us aren't important, it may sound negative but it's true. I feel like I'm getting stepped on when I see other people with wack ass ideas reaching farther success than I ever will.
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"Yo Eric" Dave (my best friend) yells from down the hall. He catches up to me with one headphone in his ear listening to So Thirsty by Lil B. "Wassup Dave" I reply as I dap him.
"You trying to come over tonight bruh bruh, we're gonna have hella people over. Lily is coming over and we all know you're in love with her nigga. You should come" "Im not really sure Dave, if everything is cool at home I'll slide through. My mom was pissed at me this morning and put me on 2 week punishment but she usually forgets about that if she was just mad, if I'm not grounded I'll come."
"Alright cool, you seen that nigga Marcus though? I need him to help beat the mission on Grand Theft Auto where you have to torture that dude. I can't play it in full I always end up quitting the mission once the tooth pulling shit starts." "Dave, you a pussy ass nigga. Here come this nigga right now though"
Marcus was sort of different from us. Different in a good way. We were all good kids with bad intentions. Marcus was different. He was just a good kid. He went to church on Thursday and Sunday. He did his homework as soon as he got home. He smiled at everyone. He's just a good person. We clown him a lot for it, being a good person when you're young is weird.
"Hey guys wassup" "Whatup Marcus" we say in unison. "You guys wanna come to my bible study tonight? We're having cookies" (Funny side note we first met Marcus when we wrote "FUCK JESUS 666 FREE EARL" on his trapper keeper) "Why you always inviting us to that shit?" I agree with Dave but I don't say anything. "Fine, you guys have fun smoking dope all night" "No one calls it "dope" Marcus, we call it Pot". I don't smoke at all. Neither did Dave until recently but he smokes daily now. I don't mind, I've been around weed all my life. It's just not something that captures my interest.
We start down the hallway where we meet up with the other members of our little group of fuck ups that formed naturally. Tyler Francis and Vic. We're walking down the halls singing Lil B lyrics obnoxiously loud "10 K SUMMER 10 K SUMMER FUCKING 10 BITCHES IN THE BACK OF THE HUMMER". Even Marcus is singing along, we all love Lil B.
After our next class we meet up again to start the same routine. Dave sees his girl, Sarah who was Tyler's girl up into a few months ago while Lily (who I want to be my girl) was Dave's girl. Its a fucked situation. Anyways Dave and Sarah meet in the middle of the hall and kiss. Dave greets her goodbye and walks back to us. "I fucked her in the mouth and you just kissed her" Tyler taunts. Dave replies with a joke about his mother. Neither were true. The day goes on, we do the same thing again after every class. Meet up and act obnoxious in the hallway.
After the day ends I put my headphones in and start playing The Crawl by Childish Gambino. That song is so amazing every time I play it. Its like a new album. I walk home.
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 12:39 AM
From what I know, we gone 
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 12:45 AM
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 01:01 AM
Followed, put each Part # in each post for future readings 
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 01:21 AM
Sort of copying Gambino with the story + album soundtrack but whatever. Stoked to see where this goes and to hear the soundtrack
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Sort of copying Gambino with the story + album soundtrack but whatever. Stoked to see where this goes and to hear the soundtrack
Its not an album.
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 01:23 AM
Lookin forward to more parts of this and this soundtrack
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 01:24 AM
Its not an album.
Oh my mistake then
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Posted 13 March 2014 - 01:41 AM
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PART # 2
I don't know why I describe myself as numb. Its not like I'm actually numb. If you kick me in the nuts I'm gonna feel it. Maybe I should call myself "emotionless" but thats not as catchy. I'm not emotionless either, I'm sort of a bitch. I'm in a weird space where I don't show any excitement or any strong feeling in general about anything. It's been like this for weeks. I have family, I love my family. I have friends, I love my friends. I wanna stomp them out daily but those are my niggas.
-Just as I'm writing that my friend Tyler comes and slaps the notebook out of my hand"
"WHAT YOU WRITING FAGGOT?" He says tauntingly
"A letter to your mom" I reply (His mom is in jail)
He tries to think of a reply but he can't so he changes the subject
"I saw you finally made it out to a party"
"Yeah, my mom wasn't tripping so I came"
"You hook up with Lily?" He says punching me playfully on the shoulder
"Nah, nothing happened"
"You were in Dave's room with her for like an hour, what do you mean nothing happened?"
Ok something did happen. I just didn't feel like telling Tyler or anyone so I guess I tell this journal. Last night I came to Dave's party with full intents of spending the whole time with Lily. When I came in she looked even better than she normally does. She had her hair up in a bun (I don't know why but I've always had a thing for that) and she was wearing an H&M flannel with some black pants (That fit perfectly, good lawd) and some Jordan 1s. She looked perfect.
When I first came in I dapped everyone and said hello but slowly made my way to Lily who was standing in the corner with her hands in her pockets. Weird because she's not one of them shy girls she's popular as Michael Jackson in our school. "Wassup Lily" I say trying to sound like I'm not flirting. "Hey Eric, I almost thought you wouldn't come". "You know me. I always come when you least expect it" "You're such a cornball" She says in a slight chuckle. Some slow song comes on (Dave is trying to smash Sarah, thats the only reason why its on the playlist interrupting all the Chief Keef and Future) I don't know what the song is but I still ask Lily to dance. Im gonna skip the awkward dancing part and fast forward to us being in Dave's room kissing. She's kissing on my neck. I know where this is headed. I grab her tit while sucking faces. This isn't the first time I've felt a tit but this is the first time it felt so amazing. I've been waiting for this since 4th grade. I know where this is headed. Well maybe I didn't because all of a sudden she pushes me away and starts crying. You know how I've been obsessed with Lily for years, well she's been obsessed with Dave for years. They even dated for a few weeks but he left her for Sarah who at the time was dating Tyler. "Whats wrong" I ask squatting down to her aid.
"My first time was supposed to be with Dave"
Oh my god I hate dave so fucking much.
"Dave doesn't even care about you, why would you wanna do it with him?"
She cries more. I'm bad at this.
"I don't know what it is about him, I cant get over him"
Dave pounds on the door right as she says this "ERIC ARE YOU DONE FUCKING LILY? ME AND SARAH NEED TO GET IN HERE" He says. Everybody laughs. Lily cries more.
"Fuck you" I bark.
"You're right" Lily says in a defeated whisper
"I should go, thanks Eric" she says hugging me
Thats how I end the night, a hug. I'm only 13 so I'm not worried about being a virgin forever, I'm not even in a hurry but if you got that close with the girl who you're obsessed with tell me you wouldn't be bummed out.
Lily goes out through the backdoor, I reenter the party.
Thats the night.
I don't know why I describe myself as numb. Its not like I'm actually numb. If you kick me in the nuts I'm gonna feel it. Maybe I should call myself "emotionless" but thats not as catchy. I'm not emotionless either, I'm sort of a bitch. I'm in a weird space where I don't show any excitement or any strong feeling in general about anything. It's been like this for weeks. I have family, I love my family. I have friends, I love my friends. I wanna stomp them out daily but those are my niggas.
-Just as I'm writing that my friend Tyler comes and slaps the notebook out of my hand"
"WHAT YOU WRITING FAGGOT?" He says tauntingly
"A letter to your mom" I reply (His mom is in jail)
He tries to think of a reply but he can't so he changes the subject
"I saw you finally made it out to a party"
"Yeah, my mom wasn't tripping so I came"
"You hook up with Lily?" He says punching me playfully on the shoulder
"Nah, nothing happened"
"You were in Dave's room with her for like an hour, what do you mean nothing happened?"
Ok something did happen. I just didn't feel like telling Tyler or anyone so I guess I tell this journal. Last night I came to Dave's party with full intents of spending the whole time with Lily. When I came in she looked even better than she normally does. She had her hair up in a bun (I don't know why but I've always had a thing for that) and she was wearing an H&M flannel with some black pants (That fit perfectly, good lawd) and some Jordan 1s. She looked perfect.
When I first came in I dapped everyone and said hello but slowly made my way to Lily who was standing in the corner with her hands in her pockets. Weird because she's not one of them shy girls she's popular as Michael Jackson in our school. "Wassup Lily" I say trying to sound like I'm not flirting. "Hey Eric, I almost thought you wouldn't come". "You know me. I always come when you least expect it" "You're such a cornball" She says in a slight chuckle. Some slow song comes on (Dave is trying to smash Sarah, thats the only reason why its on the playlist interrupting all the Chief Keef and Future) I don't know what the song is but I still ask Lily to dance. Im gonna skip the awkward dancing part and fast forward to us being in Dave's room kissing. She's kissing on my neck. I know where this is headed. I grab her tit while sucking faces. This isn't the first time I've felt a tit but this is the first time it felt so amazing. I've been waiting for this since 4th grade. I know where this is headed. Well maybe I didn't because all of a sudden she pushes me away and starts crying. You know how I've been obsessed with Lily for years, well she's been obsessed with Dave for years. They even dated for a few weeks but he left her for Sarah who at the time was dating Tyler. "Whats wrong" I ask squatting down to her aid.
"My first time was supposed to be with Dave"
Oh my god I hate dave so fucking much.
"Dave doesn't even care about you, why would you wanna do it with him?"
She cries more. I'm bad at this.
"I don't know what it is about him, I cant get over him"
Dave pounds on the door right as she says this "ERIC ARE YOU DONE FUCKING LILY? ME AND SARAH NEED TO GET IN HERE" He says. Everybody laughs. Lily cries more.
"Fuck you" I bark.
"You're right" Lily says in a defeated whisper
"I should go, thanks Eric" she says hugging me
Thats how I end the night, a hug. I'm only 13 so I'm not worried about being a virgin forever, I'm not even in a hurry but if you got that close with the girl who you're obsessed with tell me you wouldn't be bummed out.
Lily goes out through the backdoor, I reenter the party.
Thats the night.
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 03:20 PM
I like looking down at the floor. I prefer looking down at the floor rather than making direct eye contact at people. I'm not jealous of the floor. I don't envy the floor's social skills.The floor is like like me, it gets stepped on. Of course I don't literally get stepped on (besides the time I fell in gym during a class race) but I play a very small part in the world. We all do. Most of us aren't important, it may sound negative but it's true. I feel like I'm getting stepped on when I see other people with wack ass ideas reaching farther success than I ever will.
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Posted 15 March 2014 - 04:43 PM
Pretty much exactly how i feel. Good jobI'm in a weird space where I don't show any excitement or any strong feeling in general about anything. It's been like this for weeks. I have family, I love my family. I have friends, I love my friends.
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Posted 16 March 2014 - 09:43 PM
Lots of potential with your characters, ty. Can't wait for the next part.
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Highlights of Part #2
PART # 2
I don't know why I describe myself as numb. Its not like I'm actually numb. If you kick me in the nuts I'm gonna feel it. Maybe I should call myself "emotionless" but thats not as catchy. I'm not emotionless either, I'm sort of a bitch. I'm in a weird space where I don't show any excitement or any strong feeling in general about anything. It's been like this for weeks. I have family, I love my family. I have friends, I love my friends.
------She's kissing on my neck. I know where this is headed. I grab her tit while sucking faces. This isn't the first time I've felt a tit but this is the first time it felt so amazing.
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"My first time was supposed to be with Dave"
Oh my god I hate dave so fucking much.
The Lame God has spoken.
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Thanks bruh bruhLots of potential with your characters, ty. Can't wait for the next part.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 02:26 AM
Sort of copying Gambino with the story + album soundtrack but whatever. Stoked to see where this goes and to hear the soundtrack
Implying Gambino coined this idea all alone and no one else can ever do it or has done it without it being a copy.
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This is really good though Ty, you have good character interactions so far, and emotional expressions as well. Look forward to seeing this evolve even more.
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thanks ambe <3This is really good though Ty, you have good character interactions so far, and emotional expressions as well. Look forward to seeing this evolve even more.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 02:53 AM
Nah. If you want to write a story with a soundtrack, go ahead. It's just the way he describes the floor and being emotionless reminds me of how Gambino wrote his. You can't deny a Gambino influence, thats all i meant.Implying Gambino coined this idea all alone and no one else can ever do it or has done it without it being a copy.
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Posted 17 March 2014 - 03:10 AM
Nah. If you want to write a story with a soundtrack, go ahead. It's just the way he describes the floor and being emotionless reminds me of how Gambino wrote his. You can't deny a Gambino influence, thats all i meant.
Well I said what I said because you didnt say the story itself, but the concept of it being "story + album soundtrack".
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Oh, I get what you mean now. He is influenced by Gambino though. I highly doubt he would be writing this story if Gambino never wrote hisWell I said what I said because you didnt say the story itself, but the concept of it being "story + album soundtrack".
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Oh, I get what you mean now. He is influenced by Gambino though. I highly doubt he would be writing this story if Gambino never wrote his
You never know, maybe he would have, maybe he wouldnt have.
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PART #3
numb (nŭm) - noun
1. Deprived of the power to feel or move normally2. Emotionally unresponsive; indifferentThey say numbness can be due to the cold. Maybe this is why I feel the way I do. The way that Lily has given me the cold shoulder tonight might be one of the reasons I feel so numb. Or maybe it is the lack of daps."Hey faggot fag boy faggot bitch" Tyler yells.My mind slips as I am walking downstairs back to the party. I sort of forgot I was there in the first place. Seeing Lily cry in the room put me into another (shower) mindstate, one that was even numbererererer than before.I circle the room ensuring I dap each and every one of them. Until I reach Dave. He was standing there eating Sarah's face off to Samuel Truth's After Ours EP now available on Bandcamp.I reach out to dap him but this time I lift my arm. I dap his face with my fist.He fell to the floor, I could see his tears and I felt my genitals start to become engorged. The tears mixed with the blood leaking from his nose created a milky red colour that I hadn't seen before. It ignited something inside of me, something exciting. I leaned over Dave as he stared back at me with soulless frightened eyes. I moved forward and pressed my face against his. I licked his face gently and tasted the salty mixture on my tongue. There was something surprisingly sweet about his tears and I found myself becoming more aroused by the thought of ingesting Dave's fluids."You like daps fag?" I whisper into Dave's ear.Meanwhile everyone in the room is just staring, Sarah and Lily are holding each other in the corner with a look of terror in their eyes. Their breasts are pushed together and they look like a 4 titted abomination. I do not register the rest of their face as they are women.I look back at Dave, he is frozen in place. Now he can understand the cold. He can feel how I feel. He can be NUMB.I pull down Dave's Fubu 3/4 pants and release his black leviathan cock. I wrap my hand around the base but can only reach halfway around the diameter. This isn't the first time I've felt a cock but this is the first time it felt so amazing. I've been waiting for this since 4th grade. I know where this is headed. The room is quiet, all you can hear is the my lip smacks against the purple head. I dap his cock with my throat for what seems like an hour, I know he is scared but he can't resist the way I am treating him. His head falls back and he screams as I feel a strong gush of semen going down the back of my throat. I swallow it all.We dap and I walk out. I throw a chair at the 4 titted woman before I leave.Part 4 coming soon.
I got halfway through this before I realised this wasn't Ty
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"I pull down Dave's Fubu 3/4 pants and release his black leviathan cock"
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Well I'm not sure how to follow up Sam's post but here is
PART #3
I realize how much of a pretentious fag I am. I'm truly aware I sound like an attention seeking faggot when I say "I'm not happy". I have all of this stuff to enjoy and I never enjoy any of it. Whenever I think about that I get even more "not happy". When I was younger I used to want to be a super hero. It's kind of a funny idea now because I'm not super I'm definitely not a hero. If I was a super hero I wonder what my super hero name would be. "Eric The Pretentious Not Happy Faggot Smith", that's actually kind of tight.
"Nigga why are you always writing in your notebook?" Vic says.
I know the answer to that question, I'm not interested in sitting in Francis's basement smoking weed and watching Fantasy Factory for 4 hours straight.
"I don't know, y'all niggas just boring" I say in a chuckle.
Vic is kind of interesting. He doesn't have any interest of his own. He smokes but only when the homies are smoking. He hoops but only when the homies are hooping. He skates but only when the homies are skating. I guess he's the opposite of interesting.
Vic starts to make a joke about how my mother doesn't find him boring until Marcus runs downstairs looking pissed. We usually don't see Marcus very often outside of school because he spends most of his free time with his XBL buddies.
"GUYS GUYS I GOT ROBBED, YOU GUYS GOTTA HELP ME!"
"Calm down Marcus, who robbed you?" Tyler says trying to calm Marcus down
"These people, I don't know them"
"What did they take?" Dave says in a voice that would imply that he finds it funny.
"My Iphone and my wallet. I had 40 dollars I was gonna buy this really good headset today. I'm so pissed"
"Did they have a gun? If they had a gun we're not helping you" Francis cuts in.
"No they didn't, I think one of the girls may have had a knife but I'm not sure"
"Hold up nigga, you got robbed by some girls?" I say trying not to die of laughter
"Yeah, so?" He says even more irritated now,
We all laugh in unison.
"Yo this nigga was about to get faded by some girls" Dave says
"If I would have known he was this soft I could have robbed this nigga a long time ago" says Vic
"I'll send my sister to get his xbox" I say.
"Yo guys chill, lets help him. Where were these GIRLS who robbed you at?" says Dave even though he was just making fun of him.
"I was on 47th by the price chopper. They were sitting on the porch they always sit on so I'm guessing it was their house" Marcus says, he stills seems pissed at us for the roast session earlier.
"Lets get this niggas Iphone back" I say getting up and grabbing my Nike track jacket.
We walk to the house and you won't believe this. I was thinking it was some dyke hoes that robbed him. No it was these cute short white girls. I mean uggs and everything.
We walk up to the girls who are taking selfies on his Iphone 4S and drinking out of starbucks cups. I assume that was purchased with some of the $40 Marcus had mentioned earlier.
"Hey guys" I say putting on my deep sexy voice "My friend here says you stole his Iphone, I was just wondering if you could give it back. He's a good guy he doesn't deserve to be stolen from."
She looks up at me and smiles. This girl is kind of sexy. Her other friend not so much. I'll pass her to Tyler and Vic. "We were gonna sell it anyways. He can have it back" she says handing me the phone. She touches my pinky in the process. Everyone knows if a girl touches your pinky she wants the D. "Thanks" I say and flash her a smile 
.
"Whats going on?" a boy too young to be their dad but too old to be one of their boyfriends.
"THIS BITCH STOLE MY IPHONE" Marcus says pointing at the one I'm trying to talk to.
Marcus has to mess everything up doesn't he?
"Nigga calm down, you wasn't that tough when we weren't here" taunts Francis.
The boy takes all of the information in. "Why are you guys so mean? Wait until I tell mom"
Ah he's their brother
"Its fine" I say trying to make things better.
"No it's not, I'll make things better. Do you guys do drugs"
"What type of drugs?" Tyler says, he's intrigued.
"Come and see" the boy says .
We all enter the house. How did we go from getting our friends Iphone back from some girls to getting high with their brother in a matter of minutes. I guess that's just a normal day for us.
We enter what appears to be the boys room. The room is dark but it seems like a normal teenagers room. He seems a bit older than us. Maybe 15 or 16. We have a seat in his room, there are tons of CoD and Bikini Models posters on his wall. It reminds me of Jimmy from GTA V's room.
"I'm Webb by the way" he says
We all introduce ourselves.
"Have any of you guys ever huffed spray paint?" he says pulling out a can.
"Nah" Francis says
"The fuck is your problem Webb?" Vic says
"Yeah, thats some white people shit right there." Dave says
"My mom says all drugs are equally bad" Marcus mumbles looking down at his feet.
"I had your mom rolling of a pill last night tho" I say
Tyler says nothing.
"So none of you guys wanna try"
"I do" Tyler says with a very serious face,
"DUDE" we all say in a nagging tone
He ignores us and walks towards Webb.
Webb shows him how to huff and he does a few times.
"Woah there, thats enough for a beginner" Webb says almost impressed
Tyler backs up with a dumb smile on face.
"Well we should get going" I say "It was nice meeting your family we should do this again sometime" I say walking out the door.
"What...was that?" "Why would you do that Tyler?"
"I'm down for anything man" He says in a rather calm voice, the stupid smile still hasn't left his face.
"How do you feel?"
"I feel fun man, I feel fun."
"Whatever, lets talk about how Marcus got robbed by Icarly" Vic says
We all jump on Marcus.
"You guys are dicks." he says
We walk back to Francis's house laughing. We all spend 2 more hours then until Marcus leaves.
"I have homework guys"
"Ight peace Marcus" Dave says
"Watch out for those girls man, we not helping you again" I say
I dap him. He leaves.
Tyler leaves left next as soon as the dumb smile left his face. Next Vic. Then Dave.
I fall asleep on the floor of his basement. I told my mom I was spending the night anyways. I walk home. It's funny how all of these stories end up with me walking home alone.
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